Worrycane

Meaning: Overblown worries.
Pronunciation: War-ree-cane.
Usage: Obama's attempts to whip up a worrycane over Sandy will yield him good dividends.
Root: Self explanatory.

Unscrewpulous

Meaning: Philanderer.
Pronunciation: Un-screw-pull-lus.
Usage: If you are a willing victim of the unscrewpulous, you have only yourself to blame.
Root: Doesn't need elaboration.

Tellyfluous

Meaning: Visually poetic and pleasing.
Pronunciation: Tell-lee-flew-us.
Usage: Gorgeous makes some really tellyfluous commercials.
Root: Telly (Television) + Mellifluous (pleasurable).