Shun-in-law

Meaning: The son-in-law's status after a divorce.
Pronunciation: Obvious.
Usage: I bumped into my shun-in-law at the mall. I pretended not to see him.
Root: Shun + Son-in-law.

Salternative

Meaning: Salt substitute.
Pronunciation: Rhymes with alternative.
Usage: Salternatives are usually prescribed for people with high-BP.
Root: Obvious.

Hyocondriac

Meaning: Someone with a tendency to say 'Ayyo ayyo' at the slightest hint of sickness.
Pronunciation: As is.
Usage: That woman, total hyocondriac man!
Root: Ayyo + Hypocondriac.